Happy Birthday. I promise I won’t tell how old you really are!
My wife hasn’t had a birthday in 4 years. She was born in the year of… Lord-only-knows.
- Father Larry Lorenzoni
Smile, it could be worse…think about what you’ll look like in ten years. Happy Birthday.
Inside every older person is a younger person – wondering what the hell happened.
- Jennifer Yane
Time and Tide wait for no man, but time always stands still for a woman of thirty.
- Erma Bombeck
The return of my birthday, if I remember it, fills me with thoughts which it seems to be the general care of humanity to escape.
- Samuel Johnson
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
- Mark Twain
Old age isn’t so bad when you consider the alternative.
- Maurice Chevalier
Thirty five is a very attractive age; London society is full of women who have of their own free choice remained thirty-five for years.
- Oscar Wilde
If I’d known I was going to live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.
- Eubie Blake
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
To me, old age is always 20 years older than I am.